A funny stocking stuffer for dog owners: first dibs on Deuce Bags

Why poop bags make a funny stocking stuffer

It’s small enough for a stocking, it gets used on every walk, and it’s funny without being a gag gift that ends up in a drawer. With a different saying on every bag and a new print every month, the joke keeps going long after the wrapping paper’s gone.

The honest part: we haven’t dropped yet

Deuce Bags are in development, and we don’t have a drop date to share yet. We’re launching in the U.S. So this year, the gift is a spot in line:

• First dibs on every print, with 24 hours of early access before the drop opens to everyone else
• 10% off their first box
• One email per drop, and that’s it

Join the waitlist for them with the form above, or join yourself and send them your link. Every friend who joins with your link moves you up the line, so it’s a gift that’s also a little bit for you.

Pick a print for the person

• The Snark Pack for the sarcastic one
• Good Boys for the one who calls every dog a good boy
• Checkerboard Club for the one whose dog dresses better than they do
• Windy City for Chicagoans, and Chicagoans who moved away

Once they’re on the waitlist, they can vote for which print drops first.

For a brand-new dog owner

If the dog is new too, look at the Starter Bundle: the star dispenser that clips to any leash, 60 printed bags and a leash clip.

Other small gifts dog owners actually use

• Paw balm for salty winter sidewalks
• A clip-on light for dark evening walks
• A treat pouch that isn’t a coat pocket
• A lint roller, honestly