40 funny poop bag sayings, one on every bag

The Snark Pack prints a different deadpan one-liner on every bag in the roll. You won’t know which one you got until it’s already in your hand. Here’s the whole set.

Contents: one (1) regret.
No. 07 of 40
Not a purse. Stop asking.
No. 18 of 40
This bag has seen things.
No. 33 of 40

All 40 lines

Every roll mixes them up, so it takes a while to collect the set. Trade duplicates at the dog park.

Another deposit for the Bank of Sidewalk.
No. 01 of 40
Fresh out of the oven. Unfortunately.
No. 02 of 40
Duty calls. It always calls.
No. 03 of 40
Certified good boy output.
No. 04 of 40
Today’s special. Do not order.
No. 05 of 40
Small bag. Big responsibility.
No. 06 of 40
Contents: one (1) regret.
No. 07 of 40
Picked up. Unlike some neighbors.
No. 08 of 40
Warning: contents may be warm.
No. 09 of 40
Not my circus. Definitely my poop.
No. 10 of 40
I didn’t make this. I just manage it.
No. 11 of 40
Proudly carried. Zero eye contact made.
No. 12 of 40
Exhibit A.
No. 13 of 40
The number two you were promised.
No. 14 of 40
Please don’t make this weird. Too late.
No. 15 of 40
This is fine.
No. 16 of 40
Hand-picked. Sadly.
No. 17 of 40
Not a purse. Stop asking.
No. 18 of 40
Leave no trace. Except this one.
No. 19 of 40
Sealed with a knot.
No. 20 of 40
Landmine: disarmed.
No. 21 of 40
Plot twist: it’s poop.
No. 22 of 40
You had one job. I have this one.
No. 23 of 40
Ten out of ten. No notes.
No. 24 of 40
For the record, I was not consulted.
No. 25 of 40
Handle with care. Or don’t. It’s already poop.
No. 26 of 40
Brought to you by kibble.
No. 27 of 40
Nature called. I answered for him.
No. 28 of 40
Gone but not forgotten. Mostly gone.
No. 29 of 40
No returns. No exchanges.
No. 30 of 40
Nobody claps for this part.
No. 31 of 40
Hold my leash.
No. 32 of 40
This bag has seen things.
No. 33 of 40
Carry-on only.
No. 34 of 40
This is my cardio.
No. 35 of 40
Locally sourced from one (1) dog.
No. 36 of 40
Gift-wrapped, technically.
No. 37 of 40
Love is picking it up anyway.
No. 38 of 40
The things we do for them.
No. 39 of 40
See you tomorrow. Same time.
No. 40 of 40

Where to get the Snark Pack

The Snark Pack is one of three core prints in the Core Box: 300 bags in 20 rolls for $14.99 at launch, about 5¢ a bag. Core prints stay in the lineup, so it won’t sell out and vanish like a monthly drop.

The bag under the jokes

The lines are the fun part. The bag is the serious part, because a funny bag that leaks isn’t funny.

15-micron filmThick enough that your fingers never find out.

Star-sealed bottomLeak-tested before a single box ships.

Easy-tie handlesOne knot, even with one eye open.

Standard rollsFits basically every leash dispenser.

40 funny poop bag sayings, one on every bag

All 40 lines

Where to get the Snark Pack

The bag under the jokes

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