- Deuce Bags
- Extra-thick poop bags
Dropping soon
Extra-thick poop bags, built not to rip
Everyone has a bag story, and it always ends the same way: at the worst moment, in public. Not ripping is the whole brief. The print is just the fun part.
What we’re designing for
A bag thick enough that your fingers never find out. A bottom that doesn’t leak. Handles you can tie in one knot. The bag underneath every print is overbuilt on purpose:
15-micron filmThick enough that your fingers never find out.
Star-sealed bottomLeak-tested before a single box ships.
Easy-tie handlesOne knot, even with one eye open.
Standard rollsFits basically every leash dispenser.
That’s what we mean by extra-thick and leak-proof. We’re not going to call them the strongest poop bags around until we’ve tested them, which brings us to the plan.
How we’re going to test strength before launch
Leak testing happens before a single box ships. On top of that, here’s the strength test we have planned:
- Load a bag with weight and tie it by the handles, the way you would on a walk.
- Hang it from a luggage scale and keep adding weight until something gives.
- Write down what gave out first: the handles, the seal or the film.
- Repeat it with bags from different rolls, so one lucky bag doesn’t speak for the batch.
If a bag gives out sooner than it should, we fix the bag before it ships. When we have numbers, they’ll go on this page.
About the bowling ball
In our infomercial, Gary Splendid puts a bowling ball in a Deuce Bag. That was a dramatization. Please don’t put a bowling ball in your poop bag. The luggage scale is the real test, and it’s much less exciting to film.
Thick, but still a standard roll
They’re a standard roll size, so they fit Earth Rated, Wild One and basically every leash dispenser out there. Or pair them with our star dispenser, which clips to any leash.